Episode 1 "When She was bad"
Buffy:
-Cordelia, your mouth is open. Sound is coming from it. This is never good.
Cordelia:
-Buffy. You’re really campaigning for Bitch of the Year, aren’t you?
Willow:
-I mean, why else would she be acting as such a B-I-T-C-H?
Giles:
-Willow, we’re all a little too old to be spelling things out.,
Xander:
-A bitca?
Episode 2 "Some Assembly Required"
Buffy:
-You (Giles) just say: "I got a thing. You maybe have a thing. Maybe we could have a thing."
Buffy:
-I’m an old-fashioned gal. I was raised to believe that men dig up the corpses and women have the babies.
Episode 3 "School Hard"
Spike:
-Do you know what I find real good with slayers? Killing them.
Joyce:
-You get the hell away from my daughter.
Episode 4
Buffy:
-Ha! Or possible ha.
Episode 5
Angel to Buffy:
-You're 16 year old. I'm 241.
Cordelia:
-Buffy, it's like we're sisters with really different hair.
Buffy:
-I'm not going with Angel. I'm going with...Ye goods! Cordelia.
Xander:
-Cordelia's much better for you than Angel.
Giles:
-Blood.
Willow:
-In Sunnydale. What a surprise!
Buffy:
-I wasn't lying. I was just protecting him (Giles) from information that he wouldn't be able to digest properly.
Episode 6
Buffy to Angel:
-You're sweet. A terrible liar...But sweet.
Buffy to Giles:
-Miss Calendar said you were a babe.
Xander:
-Buffy! Lady of Buffdom, Duchess of Buffonia, I am in awe.
Buffy (as the Princess):
-I was brought up a proper lady. I wasn’t meant to understand things. I’m just meant to look pretty. Then someone nice will marry me. Possibly a baron.
Buffy to Spike:
-Hi, honey! I'm home!
Episode 7
Spike:
-The bird’s dead, Dru. You left it in a cage and you didn’t feed it and now it’s dead, just like the last one.
Episode 8
Giles:
-Medical transport is delivering a monthly supply to the hospital.
Buffy:
-Vampire meals-on-wheels.
Jenny Calendar to Giles:
-Did anyone ever tell you you're kind of sexy fuddy-duddy?
Episode 9
Buffy:
-There's a surprise. Angel comes with bad news!
Buffy:
-Giles, it’s one thing to be a watcher and a librarian. They go together, like chicken and… another chicken…or two chickens, or something.
Kendra:
-I'm Kendra - the Vampire Slayer.
Episode 10
Kendra:
-I'm here to kill vampires.
Kendra:
-She (Buffy) died?
Buffy:
-Just a little.
Buffy:
-I could say "Kendra, you slay. I'm going to Disneyland"
Episode 12
Xander:
-Can I just say...gyeurgh!
Buffy:
-I see your gyeurgh, and raise you a nyargh.
Episode 13
Giles:
-One thing I've learnt here on Hellmouth is that there is no good time to relax.
Episode 14
Cordelia:
-So does looking at guns really make girls wanna sex? That’s scary.
Xander:
-Yeah, I guess.
Cordelia:
-Well, does looking at guns make you wanna have sex?
Xander:
-I’m 17. Looking at linoleum makes me wanna have sex.
Episode 15
Xander:
-What could she (Willow) possibly see in him (Oz)?
Cordelia:
-Excuse me?! We didn’t come here to talk about Willow. We came to do things I can’t tell my father about, because he thinks I’m a good girl.
Episode 16
Cordelia to Harmony:
-Do you know what you are? You're a sheep.
Harmony:
-I'm not a sheep.
Episode 17
Giles:
-Did the ritual go all right?
Willow:
-Yeah, it went fine. Well, it went fine until Angel showed up and told Buffy’s mom that he and Buffy had…Well, you know. That they had…you know.
Episode 19
Xander:
-I'll have you know I was just accosted by some kind of, um...locker monster.
Giles:
-Loch Ness Monster?
Episode 20
Buffy:
-So, something ripped him open and ate out his inside?
Willow:
-LIke an Oreo cookie...Well, expect for, you know, without chocolaty cookie goodness.
Buffy:
-That was something else?
Gage:
-Something else?!
Buffy:
-Yeah. Unfortunately, we have a lot of something elses in this town.
Episode 21
Kendra:
-Here! In case the curse does not succeed, this is my lucky stake. I’ve killed many vampires with it. I call it Mr Pointy.
Buffy:
-You named your stake?